What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out.

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Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!

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What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.