What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

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What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.