Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Teenage Boy Jokes More Teenage Boy Jokes

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Master Debater Jokes More Master Debater Jokes

What do you call a lonely orator?

A master debater.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.