What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.