What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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Stop paying the bill.

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An autumn-mobile.

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He worked for a special branch.

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Leaf me alone.

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Take a Leaf of absence.

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A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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So he could wake up inside.

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Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...