What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!