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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...