What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty