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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.