What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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I went out on a limb.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.