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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.