What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

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Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Burglars don't knock!

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

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Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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Dind Dong

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Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.