What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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He didnt use the main stream

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.