What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.