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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.