How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone?

A slanted-iPhone

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.