What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.