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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"