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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.