How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.