Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Who's there! Annetta! Annetta who?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

When is a woman wrong?

As long as she is unmarried.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make an idiot easily wait?

I tell you tomorrow.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

48 Jokes More 48 Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!