How do you make an idiot easily wait?

I tell you tomorrow.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.