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How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

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Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.