How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick