How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.