What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

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What's easier to pick up the heavier it is?

A girl.

Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery?

Namaste

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!