How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.