How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice