When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets