How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

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What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.