How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

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Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.