How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5