How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

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Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

It was a litterbug.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."