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Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling.

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

There was a restraining order.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.