Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling.

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

There was a restraining order.

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling.