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Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Faucet Jokes More Faucet Jokes

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling.