What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Where have you been?

He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.