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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.