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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

You turn me on

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time