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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor?

He was making a funny face

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher