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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.