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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What do you call a laughing labradoodle?

A snickerdoodle.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...