How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.