How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.