What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

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You can sense his presents.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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Aids develops itself

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)