What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232