What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.