What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother