What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich