What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing