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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do