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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.