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How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.