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How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?