How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.