Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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Test tickles

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Whats eazy e's favourite drink?

Kool aids

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Whats eazy e's favourite drink?

Kool aids