How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

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The beans keep slipping through the grill.

How is this grilling you?

Mom's 44th question

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Why did six take seven with her to social events?

Seven was her "plus 1"

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

Bear