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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What's pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's hymen

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.