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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Prancer Jokes More Prancer Jokes

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.