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How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

What is E.T. short for?

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck