How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".