How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.