What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.