How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...