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How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

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