What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Which perfume do you use?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming