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What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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