What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"