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What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.