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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's