How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay