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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

Muhammad Ali Jokes More Muhammad Ali Jokes

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay