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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others?

Dead

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!