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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

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Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

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