What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.