What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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What the band's name?

Me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.