What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).