What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Who's there! Chile! Chile who?

Chile out tonight!

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.