What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed